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2026-02-22T20:16:09-0500
As of February 2026, all my fics on AO3 are available to registered users only to avoid scrapers, which I do as someone who knows my way around Beautiful Soup. The hope here is security through obscurity.
My scale for audience ratings here reflects how I'd use them on AO3. I'm not your mom; read at your discretion. In general, M often means topics like politics and relationship dysfunction where sex is not in focus, but part of the landscape. T is probably "safe for work", and E includes at least one beat-for-beat sex scene.
- rating: E
- status: complete, 10/10
- word count: 16286
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characters:
basil hawkins, faust
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tags:
hawkins pov, childhood friends to lovers to exes to..., canon-compatible, explicit sexual content, canon-typical violence
- summary: the magician's life and 99% certain death told through his relationship with his navigator.
- updated: 2025-05-30T22:04:00-04:00
- rating: M
- status: 1/?
- word count: 5760
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characters:
basil hawkins, faust, x drake (mentioned), kujaku (mentioned)
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tags:
reader pov, schrodinger's breakup, implied sexual content, domestic violence (reader is perpetrator), takes place after suit of cups chapter 8
- summary: as the hawkins pirates enter the grand line, your relationship with your captain is at its limit.
- updated: 2025-12-27T15:49-05:00
- rating: E
- status: complete, 5/5
- word count: 14418
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characters:
crocodile, daz bones, cross guild
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tags:
post-timeskip, reader pov, explcit sexual content, size difference, light D/s vibes
- summary: a jaded astronavigator joins cross guild after a one-night stand with the former desert king.
- updated: 2025-04-29T20:41-04:00
- rating: M
- status: complete
- word count: 7133
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characters:
basil hawkins, crocodile, cross guild, dracule mihawk, buggy, perona, faust
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tags:
alternating pov, implied sexual content, mentions of voyeurism, polyamory negotiation
- summary: one arm poorer, your ex-captain basil hawkins grovels to you for sanctuary, but you've clearly(?) moved on.
- updated: 2025-07-16T17:16:00-04:00
- rating: E
- status: 4/?
- word count: 8138
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characters:
x drake, basil hawkins, dracule mihawk, perona
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tags:
drake pov, explicit sexual content, hints of hawdre, acab!!!, masturbation, dubcon, bondage, cock slapping, daddy kink, size difference, tshagverse
- updated: 2025-10-24T19:02-04:00
- rating: E
- status: 5/?
- word count: 5316
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characters:
perona, dracule mihawk, crocodile, gecko moria (mentioned)
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tags:
reader pov, explicit sexual content, dry humping, two goth gfs (with emotional attachmentsto virgos who lost to kaidou)? in this economy?, implied mihopero, tshagverse
- updated: 2025-06-26T10:07-04:00
- rating: M
- status: 6/?
- word count: 5209
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characters:
crocodile, dracule mihawk, perona, buggy
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tags:
alternating pov, frankly? domestic, tshagverse, implied sexual content, amputation discussion
- updated: 2025-11-25T22:49-05:00
- rating: E
- status: 5/?
- word count: 5557
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characters:
basil hawkins, faust
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tags:
alternating pov, srs tarot and astrology, amicably divorced, tshagverse, cockwarming, breeding kink
- updated: 2025-09-09T13:16:00-04:00
- rating: M
- status: 3/?
- word count: 4461
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characters:
basil hawkins, who's-who, kyoshiro/denjiro, x drake, tobiroppo
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tags:
wano au, alternating pov, this will be my 2026 opus, much speculation about pre-canon wano
- summary: in the land of wano, basil hawkins meets a card-reading courtesan.
- updated: 2025-10-22T13:11:00-04:00
- rating: M
- status: 4/?
- word count: 4581
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characters:
crocodile, basil hawkins, x drake
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tags:
tshag divergence, alternating pov, why join cross guild when i could get on a ship with a dozen women, i keep misremembering hawkins watching caesar clown's livestream (he did not), one piece stampede, implied sexual content, implied hawdre
- summary: collaborative selfshippers' canon au
- updated: 2025-12-12T01:17-05:00
- rating: T
- status: 2/?
- word count: 2226
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characters:
basil hawkins, faust (as a cat)
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tags:
modern au, alternating pov, sugar mommy SWE x failed business owner hawkins
- summary: for the sake of the cat you got together, you let your ex-boyfriend basil hawkins move in with you.
- updated: 2025-09-15T11:30:00-04:00